I’m…going to get a haircut tomorrow.

MAGS, YOU’RE SO SMART. ANNOUNCING THIS WHEN EVERYONE WHO CARES HAS GONE OFFLINE TO SLEEP IS A GREAT PLAN.

MAGS, THIS IS SO RELEVANT TO PEOPLE’S LIVES. YOU’RE GETTING A HAIRCUT? WOW THAT GREATLY IMPROVES EVERYONE ELSE’S DAILY LIVES. GOOD JOB.